Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Haiku, Do you?

Things kind of seem to be out of balance with me lately.  I kinda feel like I've been on a roller coaster of emotions with a bunch of crap that's been going on.  I know I'm overly sensitive (always have been) and probably over-react to most things thrown in my direction. 

It's hard to write a blog when you are a little off balance, which is the reason why there haven't been any posts in a week.  I don't want to write about all my woe-is-me troubles, that really are insignificant in the grand scheme of things, but at the same time, I can't be happy and funny all the time.  Sometimes things happen that really piss me off, and are out of my control.  Sometimes I just need to be mad for a while, until I can shake it and get over it.

I don't want to worry anyone - I really am fine.  Just kinda down in a funk right now.  I thought I'd take some time and write some silly Haiku.

PLEASE comment and add your own.  I need some laughs from you all today!


Chocolate ice cream
You run down my throat so smooth
Stop making me fat.

Some call it nectar
For me? A necessity.
Wake me up, coffee!

Needles, yarn, and wine.
Can't think of anything else
while sitting at work.

Hand sanitizer,
Do you really even work?
I still got a cold.

Rain, rain, go away
Unless you turn to pudding.
Then I will eat you.

Vacation coming!
No thinking too hard; relax.
But I have to cook.

Christmas on the way.
Decorations at Target
Make me want to hurl.

Please share some of your own!!!!!




  1. OMG this is pure genius!!! I LOVE IT! I am afraid any Haiku I would write would NOT make you laugh, but cry. Rain Rain Rain pouring down my windowpanes tonight....my heart responds to you Mother Nature....

    1. Aww, T. Love you. Goooo find some sunshine!!! XOXOX