Haiku, Do you?

Things kind of seem to be out of balance with me lately.  I kinda feel like I've been on a roller coaster of emotions with a bunch of crap that's been going on.  I know I'm overly sensitive (always have been) and probably over-react to most things thrown in my direction. 

It's hard to write a blog when you are a little off balance, which is the reason why there haven't been any posts in a week.  I don't want to write about all my woe-is-me troubles, that really are insignificant in the grand scheme of things, but at the same time, I can't be happy and funny all the time.  Sometimes things happen that really piss me off, and are out of my control.  Sometimes I just need to be mad for a while, until I can shake it and get over it.

I don't want to worry anyone - I really am fine.  Just kinda down in a funk right now.  I thought I'd take some time and write some silly Haiku.

PLEASE comment and add your own.  I need some laughs from you all today!

Enjoy...

Chocolate ice cream
You run down my throat so smooth
Stop making me fat.

Some call it nectar
For me? A necessity.
Wake me up, coffee!

Needles, yarn, and wine.
Can't think of anything else
while sitting at work.

Hand sanitizer,
Do you really even work?
I still got a cold.

Rain, rain, go away
Unless you turn to pudding.
Then I will eat you.

Vacation coming!
No thinking too hard; relax.
But I have to cook.

Christmas on the way.
Decorations at Target
Make me want to hurl.

Please share some of your own!!!!!

XOXOX

NH